Oh gosh, there’s a link about a move that not only is grinding, but it’s a degrading dance for my state named after one of its most maligned thoroughfares:

The New Jersey Turnpike!

It’s my birth state’s native freak dance where the basic moves for it (peck-peck-on-culis rubbing) are jacked up with sexual bending with palms on the ground!

You know, I’d rather ride in a car traveling the whole stretch of the real thing than do that nasty dance!